and what a beautiful mess this is

When someone asks me if I drink

When a guy gives you a compliment:

Most girls:

Me:

When I care more about getting drunk than talking to anyone around me

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When I see someone eyeing my food

I just look at them like:

My perspective on people

Sober:

Drunk:

When I almost hooked up with my friend’s ex

When my friends are leaving for the bar, but I'm stuck doing work all night

When I can’t eat anymore but there’s still pizza left

When I'm talking about someone and realize they're standing right next to me

When someone asks if I’m hungry